this journal is dedicated to ~mishmosh96 (https://www.deviantart.com/mishmosh96) , because she was there to witness this amazing occurance.
it just so happened to be that we were both in the same class at the same time doing the same thing reviewing for the same test, when someone started to piss off the teacher. she then said: "JESUS CHRISTMAS YOU ARE A PAIN IN MY REAR, AND I HAVE A PRETTY BIG REAR, THAT JUST SHOWS HOW MUCH OF A PAIN YOU ARE". me and mishmosh96 then took the opportunity to tatoo ourselves with "jesus christmas" in remembrance of this new exclamation.
But since i am a horrible writer and half the time dont even know wtf i am talking about, i will proceed to